A group of cyclists with duck accessories was ready for the rainy weather Saturday.
The Soda Quackers returned for their 10th Kinetic Sculpture Race, bearing gifts of resin medal bribes for the judges. The beloved annual festival beckons racers — or pilots, as they are called — to display their human-powered sculptures on a 15-mile course that winds through Baltimore, up steep hills, through mud and sand, and into the water.
The race, put on by the American Visionary Art Museum, isn’t supposed to be taken seriously; the fastest don’t get first prize, and bribes are the norm. Heavy rain only added to the absurdity of the day featuring a giant pink poodle named FiFi, oversize pink flamingos and, of course, the Soda Quackers.
Lauren Bird, from New Hope, New Jersey, came with her family and 10 grandchildren, as one of the duck-themed Soda Quackers.
“We aren’t all related, but just like ducks we’ll sit on anyone’s nest,” she said. “Just like birds of a feather, we flock together.”
Racers for the Walters Art Museum, in an ode to John Waters, came dressed in their best hot pink attire to match their giant flamingo float. One of their team liaisons, Julie Hoover, said it was their third year participating.
“We’ve just inherited people over the years, and they’ve joined our team. Everyone made these wonderful pieces of art to be given away at the end,” she said as she gestured to the paintings of flamingos hanging off their bikes.
Luke and Peter Owsianny, both 10, watched the race outside of 3 Bean Coffee on Key Highway. They say watching the race has inspired them to make their own sculpture in a few years.
Peter confidently stated that it’ll be completed in 2026, when he’s bigger and in middle school. Their sculpture will be a submarine, an exact replica of the USS Baltimore.
“The periscope will control the rudder and steering wheel while we have Big League Chew gum firing out of a canon,” Luke said.
Their bribe will be cookies that look like submarines. When asked who is baking the cookies, Peter replied: “The adults, because those are adult things.”
They plan to blast the “Imperial March” from “Star Wars,” followed by “The Star-Spangled Banner,” during their future 15-mile trek.